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Day 4 Operation: Sole Purpose Love Local Mission Command // A-Team Alpha and Bravo Squads Field Report “I pity the fool… who underestimates this crew.” Mission Objective: Infiltrate the donation stronghold. Locate, identify, and liberate high-quality goods for redistribution. Neutralize chaos. Sort soft goods. Maintain style under pressure. And do it all with a smile. Hostile Terrain: The morning began with turbulence. A twelve-foot river rise forced an early adaptation of our route. As our convoy rolled out, we passed through floodwaters that turned sidewalks into streams and backroads into boat lanes. We didn’t blink. We rode the waves. We waved at the water. And it waved back. Danger? I laugh in the face of danger. Team Deployment: At 0900 hours, give or take a snack break, the Love Local Unit split into specialized tactical divisions: 🔹 Bravo Squad (codename: Backroom Battalion) was deployed to Zone 15 – Shoe Sector. Their task? Engage the footwear fortress. Neutralize “Shoe...